The Dog Shit Clan
[TDSC]Welcome to the Dog Shit Clan. We’re not pros, we’re not toxic (at least to each other), and we’re definitely not quiet. If you love PUBG, open mic, reckless revives, and teammates who never shut up but always have your back, you’re in the right place.
If you think you have what it takes, apply today.
The best clan in PUBG is now accepting new members.
Are you Dog Shit enough?
TDSC Requirements:
Team Chat
The mic is always on and active. Comms keeps us alive (or at least laughing).
Positive Attitude
Stay positive, win or lose. We don’t rage, (but we do like to roast each other).
Take it Easy
We’re called TDSC for a reason. No egos, we’re all just chasing chicken.
Discord
Join the clan hub. Squad up and get all the latest PUBG and clan updates.
* Members with kids may disconnect at any time without warning, explanation, or guilt. Bonus points if you return. The remaining squad will defend your lifeless body with honor.
Our founding members:

Jmeedz
Sniper
Precision. Patience. Pain. Started on Xbox, now dominant on PC. Known for his love of the VSS and savage clutch plays. Highest damage, most kills. Calm under pressure, lethal from a distance. When the squad’s in trouble, Jmeedz is already lining up the shot.

Chillfunk
Entertainer
PUBG day-one loyalist. Not known for aim, but unmatched in energy. Motorcycle addict. Open mic always on. Dies early but cheers loud. Keeps squad laughing and motivated through it all. You’ll hear him before you see him, and miss him when he’s gone.

CCSpeedz
Reviver
Cut his teeth on mobile, now fearless on PC. Obsessed with the game, relentless in support. Will run through fire to revive you—literally. Aggressive, loyal, slightly unhinged. Never stops moving, never stops looting, never leaves a teammate behind.
Latest Blog Post:
May 2026 Clan Update

PUBG Update 41.2 Is Here, and TDSC Won’t Stop Growing
PUBG Update 41.2 is live, and this one actually gives us a few good reasons to post something again.
Between PAYDAY, Harley-Davidson bikes, Rumble, Miramar Secret Rooms, melee executions, and the return of map selection in NA, there is enough here to shake up the usual routine without turning PUBG into something unrecognizable.
Good timing for us, too. The Dog Shit Clan is now 25+ members strong, and the members-only Discord has been extremely active. Squads are filling up, people are playing together, and somehow this whole thing is starting to look dangerously organized.
Harley-Davidson Is in PUBG Now, Because Why Not
PUBG’s Harley-Davidson collaboration landed, and TDSC wasted no time turning it into an event.
Two of our members already have the new Harley, and we recently ran our first Harley Rally night. It went exactly how it should have: bikes, squads and bad decisions.
That is the best part of this update for us. Members can check out the bikes on the starting island, ride with the squad, and be part of the kind of dumb, fun, members-only events that make TDSC worth joining.
So, if you want a chance to see the Harley, ride along at the next rally, or just join a PUBG group that is actually active, now is a good time.
Map Selection Is Back in NA
For players in NA, this is probably one of the more important quality-of-life changes. Map selection has returned, which means less “back out until we get something decent” behavior and more control over where the squad is dropping.
The initial setup still uses a five-map weekly rotation, but being able to pick from the available maps is a big improvement. It should make clan nights easier to coordinate, especially when people are trying to warm up, run familiar maps, or avoid whatever map is currently causing emotional damage.
Miramar Secret Rooms and Melee Executions
Miramar also got Secret Rooms, which can be opened with world-spawned Secret Room Keys and contain high-value loot. That gives the map a little more reason to explore instead of just driving across sand for seven minutes while someone says, “I think I see a guy,” and it turns out to be a bush.
The new melee execution feature is also here. Downed enemies can now be finished with melee weapons like the pan, crowbar, machete, and sickle.
This is objectively unnecessary.
We will absolutely be using it.
TDSC Is Growing
The timing of this update works well for us. The clan has grown quickly to 25+ members, and the Discord has turned into the main place where people are finding squads, sharing clips, talking trash, and setting up games.
That is really the whole point.
TDSC is not trying to be a sweaty esports organization. We are building an active PUBG group where people can actually find teammates, play regularly, and have a good time without needing to solo queue with three strangers who communicate exclusively through smoke grenades and disappointment.
If you are already in the clan, get in the Discord and squad up.
If you are not in the clan yet, now is a good time. Update 41.2 gives us new modes to mess with, new events to run, and more reasons to get four people online at the same time.
The Dog Shit Clan is open for business.
Bring ammo.
Bring a mic.
Bring low expectations.
We will handle the rest.