The Dog Shit Clan
[TDSC]Welcome to the Dog Shit Clan. We’re not pros, we’re not toxic (at least to each other), and we’re definitely not quiet. If you love PUBG, open mic, reckless revives, and teammates who never shut up but always have your back, you’re in the right place.
If you think you have what it takes, apply today.
The best clan in PUBG is now accepting new members.
Are you Dog Shit enough?
TDSC Requirements:
Team Chat
The mic is always on and active. Comms keeps us alive (or at least laughing).
Positive Attitude
Stay positive, win or lose. We don’t rage, (but we do like to roast each other).
Take it Easy
We’re called TDSC for a reason. No egos, we’re all just chasing chicken.
Discord
Join the clan hub. Squad up and get all the latest PUBG and clan updates.
* Members with kids may disconnect at any time without warning, explanation, or guilt. Bonus points if you return. The remaining squad will defend your lifeless body with honor.
Our founding members:
Jmeedz
Sniper
Precision. Patience. Pain. Started on Xbox, now dominant on PC. Known for his love of the VSS and savage clutch plays. Highest damage, most kills. Calm under pressure, lethal from a distance. When the squad’s in trouble, Jmeedz is already lining up the shot.
Chillfunk
Entertainer
PUBG day-one loyalist. Not known for aim, but unmatched in energy. Motorcycle addict. Open mic always on. Dies early but cheers loud. Keeps squad laughing and motivated through it all. You’ll hear him before you see him, and miss him when he’s gone.
CCSpeedz
Reviver
Cut his teeth on mobile, now fearless on PC. Obsessed with the game, relentless in support. Will run through fire to revive you—literally. Aggressive, loyal, slightly unhinged. Never stops moving, never stops looting, never leaves a teammate behind.
Latest Blog Post:
Welcome to The Dog Shit Clan
We finally did it. After years of hot drops, failed revives, poorly-timed smoke grenades, and open mic karaoke, the Dog Shit Clan has its own official home.
This site isn’t just a landing page. It’s a place for the misfits, the motorcycle maniacs, the VSS enjoyers, and everyone else who plays PUBG for the memories, not the KD. We made this for the players who don’t take themselves too seriously but still show up with a headset and a heartbeat.
TDSC started as a joke, but it’s become a legit squad. Whether you’re here because you met one of us in a match or just stumbled in by accident—stick around. Join the Discord, meet some teammates, and get in on the madness. We’ve got events, dumb ideas, and probably a few blog posts that go off the rails.
This isn’t a clan—it’s a lifestyle. Let’s get to it.
—Chillfunk, Jmeedz, and Ccspeedz
Founding Members, TDSC